We need a Guide to getting a small amount drugs in your hands for the first time.
I don't care what has happened, what's going to happen, what Operating system. etc
I don't want to buy a Nuclear Missile FFS. I just want some drugs.
The Darknet Bible doesn't do it. I gave up on it. There's no drugs at the end,only confusion.
HeadJanitors Buying Guide doesn't end with drugs in your hand.
I swear you're turning it into a religion. I don't want religion. I want drugs.
My buying guide ends with the drugs in the mail on the way to you.
We've got several incredibly verbose buying guides.
Let's have a concise one. Fix this if it's wrong.
Beta 0.5
๐ ๐ข๐ฒ๐ถ๐น๐ต๐ฎ ๐๐พ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐๐ช๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ข๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ต ๐๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ท ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ.
๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐๐. ๐ด๐๐'๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐น ๐๐๐๐ถ๐น ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ถ๐น๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐น๐๐ธ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ต๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐พ๐น๐.
๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐ท๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ธ๐ถ๐๐๐๐น. ๐ด๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ท.
๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ถ๐ผ
๐ธ๐๐พ๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐
This is when a Market or Vendor decides to quit and want to make some extra cash on the way out.
Markets do this by blocking Vendors' access to their funds. You, the Buyer can continue to order and pay for the product but the money goes into the Markets account.
Vendors take orders and don't ship them.
You can minimize the likely hood of this happening by going to DarknetAustralia and the Market sub to look for any reports of scams before you make a purchase.
This cuts the Market scamming window to a few hours and the Vendor scamming window to a few days.
It's impossible to eliminate Exit scams. Never spend more than you can afford to lose on a Darknet Market.
๐๐ต๐๐ช๐ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ธ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฝ๐พ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ท ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ช๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐น๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ
๐ซ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐
This is when you get a link from somewhere other than the official Market sub on tforum and arrive at a duplicate Market.
It will look exactly like the market you think you're on. All your favorite vendors and products will be there.
They'll take your order but it won't ever get processed.
๐๐ต๐๐ช๐๐ผ ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ท๐ด๐ผ ๐ธ๐ท ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ช๐ต ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ ๐๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ผ๐พ๐ซ.
๐๐พ๐๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐
This is when someone offers to sell you something via DM.
This violates the site rules and you'll get instantly banned and reported if you do it to me or any other mod.
Vendors are not going to risk this. Scammers are the only people who will contact you this way.
๐๐ธ๐ท'๐ฝ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ถ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ ๐ช ๐น๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ช ๐๐.
๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐-๐๐พ๐น๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐ซ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐๐๐
๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐
Avoid using Client-side encryption because there may be decryption with a server-side private key. When you send data to a market in clear text they keep it in a database.
If they find an address they'll use this to blackmail you, trade for a reduced sentence if they get busted, or sell to other criminals as a list of dumb people who'll fall for an obvious scam.
This is a list you never want to be on.
๐๐ต๐๐ช๐๐ผ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฌ๐ป๐๐น๐ฝ ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ท๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป๐ถ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ท๐ช๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐
๐ฆ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ป๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐.
Once an order is finalized the market probably won't be able to help you.
If you extend the finalize date notify the vendor.
If the vendor doesn't respond with tracking numbers in a timely fashion start a dispute.
๐๐ธ๐ท'๐ฝ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ช๐ป๐ฝ ๐ช ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ผ๐น๐พ๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ธ๐ป ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐น๐ธ๐ท๐ญ.
๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ
If you expect to be able to get an order delivered overnight because that's how long the last one took you're going to be disappointed.
I've used the wrong encryption key. Parcels have been delivered to the wrong addresses.
Vendors have run out of stock and wanted to do a substitute product. Parcels have taken weeks to arrive.
If you allow 2 weeks from order placed to delivery you'll rarely be disappointed.
๐๐ฏ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฌ๐ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ผ๐พ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ธ๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ถ๐ธ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ท 2 ๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ด๐ผ.
Step by step. Don't miss any.
1 Create a read only text file with your address in this format
John Brown
114 Wasted St
Stoneville NSW 0420
2 Do your first transaction when you're not too wasted.
3 Never rush a purchase. You'll make mistakes. Start looking a couple of days before you intend to make the purchase.
4 Place your order 2 weeks before you need the product. If it hasn't arrived after a week ask the Vendor for tracking.
Depending on what the tracking says if you want to be certain of getting something for a special occasion place an order with a different Vendor.
This is not recommended except when you've got Calvin Harris tickets and your MDMA is lost in the mail.
5 Work out how much you can lose without becoming homeless. Half of that is the maximum you can spend on a purchase.
You WILL get scammed if you're buying on the Darknet for long enough.
Don't be homeless because of a scammy vendor or market.
6 Check /d/Reviews and see if there are any recent reviews for the product you're looking at buying
7 Check /d/DarknetMarkets Vendors or Markets that are scamming.
8 Check the market sub for scammers, /d/Abacus has the most Aussie Vendors. What do I out here for US/EU?
9 Use the Markets sub for a link to the Market
10 Enable 2FA and a and a Pin if you haven't.
11 When you've decided what you want to buy check the Vendor's market reviews and make sure some are recent.
12 Check the last online time for the vendor and make sure he's been online in the last 24 hours.
13 Look for the On Vacation button.
14 Check the Vendor returns policy. This is what the market will enforce. If you don't like it choose another vendor.
15 Look at the shipping options. If it's available, standard mail is the safe choice. If you followed 3 & 4 standard mail will get to you on time.
16 You're now ready to order your product. Get your Monero from LocalMonero.
17 Never use market encryption. They'll add you to a list of other dumb people they will scam at a later date.
18 Don't try and type your name and address or Monero wallet addresses or amounts. Anywhere you can copy-paste information do it.
Use the read only file for your address.
19 Check your order in 24 hours to make sure the vendor has accepted it. If he has note the auto finalize date and set an alarm on your phone to remind you.
20 Check to see if there are any messages from the vendor. It's easy to use the wrong encryption key or he might be sold out of the product you want.
21 If your package hasn't arrived by the time your alarm goes off extend the finalize date and notify the vendor. He should provide you with tracking details at this point.
22 If the vendor doesn't respond within 48 hours with tracking numbers message him that you'll start a dispute in 24 hours if you don't get the tracking numbers.
23 If the vendor doesn't respond start the dispute and look at placing an order with another vendor.
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๐ข๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ต ๐๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ๐ผ
Started by deleted-dd5f43ed ยท Apr 30, 2023
Are you going to put the final version of this in the guide sub? I like the idea of this.
I'm going to put it in the wiki with the code too.
Beta 0.5
[center][title]๐ ๐ข๐ฒ๐ถ๐น๐ต๐ฎ ๐๐พ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐๐ช๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ข๐ถ๐ช๐ต๐ต ๐๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ท ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ผ.
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[color=blue][subtitle]๐๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐๐. ๐ด๐๐'๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐๐น ๐๐๐๐ถ๐น ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ถ๐น๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐น๐๐ธ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ต๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐พ๐น๐. [/subtitle][/color]
[subtitle][color=red]๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ป ๐ท๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ธ๐ถ๐๐๐๐น. ๐ด๐๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ท.[/subtitle][/color]
[title]๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ข๐ฌ๐ช๐ถ๐ผ[/title]
[subtitle][color=blue]๐ธ๐๐พ๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐[/subtitle][/color]
[center]This is when a Market or Vendor decides to quit and want to make some extra cash on the way out.
Markets do this by blocking Vendors' access to their funds. You, the Buyer can continue to order and pay for the product but the money goes into the Markets account.
Vendors take orders and don't ship them.
You can minimize the likely hood of this happening by going to DarknetAustralia and the Market sub to look for any reports of scams before you make a purchase.
This cuts the Market scamming window to a few hours and the Vendor scamming window to a few days.
It's impossible to eliminate Exit scams. Never spend more than you can afford to lose on a Darknet Market.
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[subtitle][color=red]๐๐ต๐๐ช๐ ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ถ๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ธ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ช๐ฝ๐พ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ท ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ถ๐ช๐ด๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ช ๐น๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ[/color][/subtitle]
[color=blue][subtitle]๐ซ๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐[/subtitle][/color]
This is when you get a link from somewhere other than the official Market sub on tforum and arrive at a duplicate Market.
It will look exactly like the market you think you're on. All your favorite vendors and products will be there.
They'll take your order but it won't ever get processed.
[subtitle][color=red]๐๐ต๐๐ช๐๐ผ ๐พ๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฒ๐ท๐ด๐ผ ๐ธ๐ท ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ช๐ต ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ ๐๐ช๐ป๐ด๐ฎ๐ฝ ๐ผ๐พ๐ซ.[/color][/subtitle]
[subtitle][color=blue]๐๐พ๐๐๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐ [/subtitle][/color]
This is when someone offers to sell you something via DM.
This violates the site rules and you'll get instantly banned and reported if you do it to me or any other mod.
Vendors are not going to risk this. Scammers are the only people who will contact you this way.
[subtitle][color=red]๐๐ธ๐ท'๐ฝ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ถ๐ช๐ด๐ฎ ๐ช ๐น๐พ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ผ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ช ๐๐.[/subtitle][/color]
[color=blue][subtitle]๐ฎ๐๐๐๐๐-๐๐พ๐น๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐ซ ๐ธ๐๐ธ๐๐๐
๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ถ๐[/subtitle][/color]
Avoid using Client-side encryption because there may be decryption with a server-side private key. When you send data to a market in clear text they keep it in a database.
If they find an address they'll use this to blackmail you, trade for a reduced sentence if they get busted, or sell to other criminals as a list of dumb people who'll fall for an obvious scam.
This is a list you never want to be on.
[subtitle][color=red]๐๐ต๐๐ช๐๐ผ ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฌ๐ป๐๐น๐ฝ ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ท๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป๐ถ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ธ๐ท ๐ต๐ฒ๐ด๐ฎ ๐ท๐ช๐ถ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ท๐ญ ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐ผ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฌ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐[/subtitle][/color]
[subtitle][color=blue]๐ฆ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ถ๐ธ๐ ๐๐ป ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐ป๐พ๐๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐.[/subtitle][/color]
Once an order is finalized the market probably won't be able to help you.
If you extend the finalize date notify the vendor.
If the vendor doesn't respond with tracking numbers in a timely fashion start a dispute.
[subtitle][color=red]๐๐ธ๐ท'๐ฝ ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ช๐ป๐ฝ ๐ช ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ผ๐น๐พ๐ฝ๐ฎ ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ธ๐พ๐ฝ ๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ท๐ฐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ธ๐ป ๐ช ๐ฌ๐ฑ๐ช๐ท๐ฌ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ป๐ฎ๐ผ๐น๐ธ๐ท๐ญ. [/subtitle][/color]
[subtitle][color=blue]๐๐ฎ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ผ [/subtitle][/color]
If you expect to be able to get an order delivered overnight because that's how long the last one took you're going to be disappointed.
I've used the wrong encryption key. Parcels have been delivered to the wrong addresses.
Vendors have run out of stock and wanted to do a substitute product. Parcels have taken weeks to arrive.
If you allow 2 weeks from order placed to delivery you'll rarely be disappointed.
[subtitle][color=red]๐๐ฏ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฌ๐ ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ผ๐พ๐ฎ๐ผ ๐๐ธ๐พ ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฝ ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฝ๐ธ ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ธ๐ ๐ฏ๐ธ๐ป ๐ถ๐ธ๐ป๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ท 2 ๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ด๐ผ.[/color][/subtitle]
[/center]
Step by step. Don't miss any.
1 Create a read only text file with your address in this format
John Brown
114 Wasted St
Stoneville NSW 0420
2 Do your first transaction when you're not too wasted.
3 Never rush a purchase. You'll make mistakes. Start looking a couple of days before you intend to make the purchase.
4 Place your order 2 weeks before you need the product. If it hasn't arrived after a week ask the Vendor for tracking.
Depending on what the tracking says if you want to be certain of getting something for a special occasion place an order with a different Vendor.
This is not recommended except when you've got Calvin Harris tickets and your MDMA is lost in the mail.
5 Work out how much you can lose without becoming homeless. Half of that is the maximum you can spend on a purchase.
You WILL get scammed if you're buying on the Darknet for long enough.
Don't be homeless because of a scammy vendor or market.
6 Check /d/ReviewsOz and see if there are any recent reviews for the product you're looking at buying.
7 Check /d/DarknetAustralia for Vendors or Markets that are scamming.
8 Check the market sub for scammers, /d/Abacus has the most Aussie Vendors.
9 Use the Markets sub for a link to the Market
10 Enable 2FA and a and a Pin if you haven't.
11 When you've decided what you want to buy check the Vendor's market reviews and make sure some are recent.
12 Check the last online time for the vendor and make sure he's been online in the last 24 hours.
13 Look for the On Vacation button.
14 Check the Vendor returns policy. This is what the market will enforce. If you don't like it choose another vendor.
15 Look at the shipping options. If it's available, standard mail is the safe choice. If you followed 3 & 4 standard mail will get to you on time.
16 You're now ready to order your product. Get your Monero from LocalMonero.
17 Never use market encryption. They'll add you to a list of other dumb people they will scam at a later date.
18 Don't try and type your name and address or Monero wallet addresses or amounts. Anywhere you can copy-paste information do it.
Use the read only file for your address.
19 Check your order in 24 hours to make sure the vendor has accepted it. If he has note the auto finalize date and set an alarm on your phone to remind you.
20 Check to see if there are any messages from the vendor. It's easy to use the wrong encryption key or he might be sold out of the product you want.
21 If your package hasn't arrived by the time your alarm goes off extend the finalize date and notify the vendor. He should provide you with tracking details at this point.
22 If the vendor doesn't respond within 48 hours with tracking numbers message him that you'll start a dispute in 24 hours if you don't get the tracking numbers.
23 If the vendor doesn't respond start the dispute and look at placing an order with another vendor.
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