hola gents, need advice for getting coke (only 1g for personal use) to the big festival, I know that there will be dogs spying on the entry or something like that, how can I enter safely? I'm not looking bad or like a cunt, just normal typical guy ahaha. Don't want to use prison pocket haha, any advice? thanks!
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getting drugs to the festival only for personal use
Started by dadadandan · Jun 9, 2026
Wrap it up in a condom and up ya bum like good old days ;)
I just balls it
If a dog is near you start playing with it, throws them off and that's if they actually do much at all tbh. Been indicated when I had nothing and I've waltzed past with drugs on me other times.
If a dog is near you start playing with it, throws them off and that's if they actually do much at all tbh. Been indicated when I had nothing and I've waltzed past with drugs on me other times.
Vacuum pack it. clean it with antibac wipe and vac it again. Stick that fucker under your hat, shoe, bag.
Or just swallow the fucker in a condom or plug it
Or just swallow the fucker in a condom or plug it
Don't do it at festivals or raves - you're guaranteed to have a bad time. Just looking out for you.
This^
police dogs are only be trained to smell one item not multiple. the police are not interested in a gram of percy they looking for dealers. the dogs at the entrance to festivals are there to scare people and to check for large quantities of cash which in a world of digital payments points to a person dealing. keep it wrapped and hidden and you will be fine.
the funiest comment i have read for a long time
totally agree, coke is shit in those environments