Tails, USB and Lawyer lol lol ...All I use is VPN , I have ordered more than 30 times with no problem at all. Just follow the bible and you be ok . Don't overthink it. Mostly vendors has good stealth and they have been doing this for years
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I pretty much shit myself every time I make an order
Started by newdruguser · Jun 8, 2026
I have been ordering my drugs online since 2019 weekly and have never had any issues, I only order local never from overseas because Australia has some of the strictest border security in the world that is why I only order local, just follow the bible rules and you're sweet.
I use a tails USB but always order using my own internet. okay I broke one rule. lol
I ordered once from overseas and it got seized at the airport. A wek later I received a letter from the authporities telling me to CEISE AND DESIST so I never did it again and that was for 5 ounces of cocaine and 2 ounces of ketamine from England
I ordered a gram of xanax once and sent it to friends place, his wife opened it and called the police and they didn't even come to my place they called and asked what it was so they could dispose of it correctly. I told them I bought it from a link on Ebay. lol (I'm assuming they hate doing paperwork)
I sometimes order from 3-4 vendors in one week (The most orders in one week was 7 from 5 different vendors).
Never more than an ounce at a time.. I will never buy off the street again as long as there are DNM around.
Hope this helps
I use a tails USB but always order using my own internet. okay I broke one rule. lol
I ordered once from overseas and it got seized at the airport. A wek later I received a letter from the authporities telling me to CEISE AND DESIST so I never did it again and that was for 5 ounces of cocaine and 2 ounces of ketamine from England
I ordered a gram of xanax once and sent it to friends place, his wife opened it and called the police and they didn't even come to my place they called and asked what it was so they could dispose of it correctly. I told them I bought it from a link on Ebay. lol (I'm assuming they hate doing paperwork)
I sometimes order from 3-4 vendors in one week (The most orders in one week was 7 from 5 different vendors).
Never more than an ounce at a time.. I will never buy off the street again as long as there are DNM around.
Hope this helps
ALWAYS tell your lawyer every detail if its a REAL lawyer with a reputation u trust. DO NOT say anything to cops and DO NOT even consider using a public defender. thier JOB is to make money for the court, NOT get you a dismissal. when dealing with a new attourney, sometimes you may have to widthold some of the money on the condition you walk free or get a light sentence...never been busted with anything llike this stuff but been to court manyyyyyy times, been arrested SO many times and never been to prison.
my main advice...use a vpn, rdp if u can afford both, tails and thats about it...just be concencious that wherever u have ur vpn set to will be where ur first hop comes from which is visible to ur isp so i recommend using a bridge to "hide from ur isp" though idk how good that actually works....
also maybe invest in a small arsenal so if they ever come kicking, you can send them running. it certainly makes me feel better...thats prob my comment banned but i hope not im talkin about airsoft what else?lol
my main advice...use a vpn, rdp if u can afford both, tails and thats about it...just be concencious that wherever u have ur vpn set to will be where ur first hop comes from which is visible to ur isp so i recommend using a bridge to "hide from ur isp" though idk how good that actually works....
also maybe invest in a small arsenal so if they ever come kicking, you can send them running. it certainly makes me feel better...thats prob my comment banned but i hope not im talkin about airsoft what else?lol
Relax get some tea <3
Wear an adult diaper when ordering and have some wet naps handy just in case.
most comforting comment here I can tell and I haven't even read them all. Thank you so much
I laughed, idk why but thanks
Just like the anti-drug commectial from the 80's - I learned this tip "By watching you dad!"
Hey may i ask where u order from? im going in a vacation with my friends and we want to try coke and maybe a ritalin but i dont want to buy some shit from some street seller but i also dont know how to order can you please help me? Thanks for response
Wait. What in the actual fuck. Are these all the same people? Who just said any of that? Right now is the highest times of seizures ive ever heard of. It is so fucking hot right now....I can promise you. Every single order is a gamble. Keep it minimum. And do the opposite every last one of these idiots said. Read the Bible. And stop taking your freedom for granted because you dont leave the house. Who are these people? Any time you order you get paranoid because you know prison is a real thing.
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